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➝ ✰ I don't feel ☮ like a person ☾

jAckiE

how often does a facebook status inspire a dad joke in ur brain which is shaped like a walnut and according to the doctrine of signatures what is the natural nutcracker to make it break + sHadDer + kill all dads in ur head cause according to lindsey all dads are bastards ADAB and i swear after 2 dabs ull be fukt off ur ass upside lilbeetlbug on the floor beggin g 4 stuft doritos in this trap i set because i need to rob a stoned college student marketing gilrfriend for i need someone to tell me in not the worst, not everything i do turns u in to stew

Pp worm peepee pizza peepee snack

zazzle-poetry:

buy here


Ew

lunarnostalgia:

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

get out

Sometimes if someone stays over and youre not sure, put on top 40 radio really loud and if they want to leave they should go asap